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×áñç íïìéæù ïôé êáíåéò ëáèïò.óôï äéáóôçìá ïðïõ åðéêñáôåé êåíï áôìïóöáéñáò êáé åëëåéøç âáñõôçôáò ìðïñåé íá õðáñîåé êéíçóç.åíá ðáñáäåéãìá èá óïõ äùóù.óå ïðïéïäçðïôå íôïêõìáíôåñ äåéò ðïõ ó÷åôéæåôáé ìå áóôñïíáõôåò óôï äéáóôçìá ìåóá óå äéáóôçìïðëïéá èá äåéò ïôé ïé áóôñïíáõôåò êéíïõíôáé ìåóá óôï äéáóôçìïðëïéï áëëá "åðéðëåïõí" ê óôïí áåñá.öõóéêá äåí ðáèáéíïõí áóöõîéá ëïãù ôçò ôå÷íôçôçò "ðáñáãùãçò ïîõãïíïõ" ìåóá óôï óêáöïò.ìðïñåé íá õðáñîåé êéíçóç óôï äéáóôçìá êáé ìáëéóôá ðáñá ðïëõ áíåôá.êáé åðåéäç äåí õðáñ÷åé âáñõôçôá íá óå "ôñáâçîåé" ç êáðïéïõ åéäïõò áíôéóôáóç ëïãù ôïõ êåíïõ áí ðåôáîåéò ïðïéïäçðïôå áíôéêåéìåíï óå ôåôïéåò óõíèçêåò ìå ìéá äõíáìç F ôïôå áõôï ôï áíôéêåéìåíï èá óõíå÷éóåé íá "ðåôáåé" ìå ôçí éäéá äõíáìç F ìå÷ñé íá âñåé êáðïéï åìðïäéï ìðñïóôá ôïõ ç íá ðëçóéáóåé åíáí ðëáíçôç ê íá ôïí ôñáâçîåé ç âáñõôçôá ôïõ ðëáíçôç.öõóéêá êéíçóç áðï ìïíç ôçò ÷ùñéò íá ðñïêëçèåé áðï êáðïéïí áëëïí ðáñáãïíôá äåí ìðïñåé íá õðáñîåé.äçëáäç(õðïèåôéêá ìéëùíôáò)áí åóõ "åðéðëååéò" óôï äéáôçìá áêéíçôïò äåí ìðïñåéò ìïíïò óïõ íá îåêéíçóåéò íá êéíåéóáé.áõôï åéíáé áäõíáôï.áí ïìùò óå óìðñùîù(õðïèåôéêá ðáëé)ôïôå ìå ôçí äõíáìç ðïõ óå åóìðñùîá ìå áõôç ôç äõíáìç èá óõíå÷éóåéò íá êéíåéóáé ìå÷ñé íá âñåèåé êáôé ðïõ èá óå óôáìáôçóåé..áí äçëáäç äåí âñåéò ïõôå êáðïéïí ðëáíçôç íá óå ôñáâçîåé ìå ôçí âáñõôçôá ôïõ ïõôå êáôé áëëï íá óå óôáìáôçóåé ôïôå åð'áïñéóôïí èá óõíå÷éóåéò íá êéíåéóáé ìå ôçí éäéá ôá÷õôçôá.äåò êáé ôá 2 âéíôåï ðáñáêáôù.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ZJnIJRUCI"]YouTube - Zero Gravity Training[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coX1u2_KBsQ&feature=related"]YouTube - Fun In Space - Zero Gravity[/ame]
Åññì ðáéäéá...õðáñ÷åé âáñõôçôá óôï äéáóôçìá... âáóéêá õðáñ÷åé âáñõôçôá ÐÁÍÔÏÕ. Ç Ãç , ôï öåããáñé, ï Çëéïò ïé ðëáíçôåò ðñïêáëïõí âáñõôçôá. Áí äåí õðçñ÷å âáñõôçôá óôï äéáóôçìá, ïé ðëáíçôåò äåí èá åëêõáí ôá óùìáôá ãõñù áðï áõôïõò ìå áðïôåëåóìá íá ìçí âñéóêïíôáé óå ôñï÷éá ïõôå ôá áíôéêåéìåíá ãõñù áðï ôïõò ðëáíçôåò (man made äïñõöïñïé), ïõôå ôá ïõñáíéá óùìáôá ïðùò ïé äïñõöïñïé (Öåããáñé). Ìå ëéãá ëïãéá åáí äåí õðçñ÷å âáñõôçôá óôï äéáóôçìá ôï çëéáêï ìáò óõóôçìá èá çôáí êùëïò...
Ï Çëéïò äçìéïõñãåé ôåôïéá âáñõôçôá ðïõ áðëùíåôáé óå ïëïêëçñï ôï çëéáêï ìáò óõóôçìá.
Óáöùò öõóéêá êáé ç âáñõôçôá åéíáé ðïëõ ìá ðïëõ ÷áìçëïôåñç áðï ôçí åðéöáíåéá åíïò ðëáíçôç, ðïóï ìáëëïí åíïò ðëáíçôç ìå áôìïóöáéñá ïðùò ç Ãç êáé ïóï áðïìáêñõíïìáóôå áðï åíáí ðëáíçôç ôïóï ëéãïóôåõåé êáé ç âáñõôçôá, áëëá ðïôå äåí åéíáé ìçäåíéêç.
there is no such thing as zero gravity!
Last edited by Valkyre; 01-10-2010 at 10:24.
and the winner is........
valkyre!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weightl...s_of_the_stateZero gravity: several views of the state
[edit] Sensititivity to forces
In Newton's view, astronauts in Earth orbit are in free fall, since in one sense they are “falling” around the Earth. In effect, they are falling toward the Earth, but moving sideways enough to continuously miss it. The net result is they follow the curvature of the Earth, always falling, but never hitting.
One way to view this situation, is to note that gravity by itself does not produce a weight-like force (a g-force) that people can directly sense, since gravity acts upon all parts of the body and the body only senses mechanical stresses (which to a good approximation, gravity does not produce, by itself). Thus, even a person standing on the Earth does not actually feel the pull of "gravity," but actually feels only the push of the ground, acting upward. If this push of the ground is suddenly removed (for example, in a free fall in an elevator), the person experiences weightlessness, because all the forces which have caused the sensation of "weight" have been removed, even though gravitational interactions continue.
Often, the terms zero gravity or reduced gravity are used to mean weightlessness as it is experienced by orbiting spacecraft. The idea of gravitation itself being greatly reduced in this situation is not technically accurate in the physics of Newton, although it is accurate in the physics of Einstein (general relativity).
Spacecrafts are held in orbit by the gravity of the planet which they are orbiting. In Newtonian physics, the sensation of weightlessness experienced by astronauts is not the result of there being zero gravitational acceleration (as seen from the Earth), but of there being no g-force that an astronaut can feel because of the free-fall condition, and also there being zero difference between the acceleration of the spacecraft and the acceleration of the astronaut. Space journalist James Oberg explains the phenomenon this way:[1]
The myth that satellites remain in orbit because they have "escaped Earth's gravity" is perpetuated further (and falsely) by almost universal misuse of the word "zero gravity" to describe the free-falling conditions aboard orbiting space vehicles. Of course, this isn't true; gravity still exists in space. It keeps satellites from flying straight off into interstellar emptiness. What's missing is "weight", the resistance of gravitational attraction by an anchored structure or a counterforce. Satellites stay in space because of their tremendous horizontal speed, which allows them — while being unavoidably pulled toward Earth by gravity — to fall "over the horizon." The ground's curved withdrawal along the Earth's round surface offsets the satellites' fall toward the ground. Speed, not position or lack of gravity, keeps satellites in orbit around the earth.
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Ï êïõñÝáò, ñß÷íåé ìéá ìáôéÜ óôç ðåëáôåßá ôïõ ðïõ ðåñéìÝíåé êáé áðáíôÜåé
- "Óå 2 þñåò".
Ï ôýðïò öåýãåé êáé ëßãåò ìÝñåò áñãüôåñá, îáíá÷þíåé ôï êåöÜëé ôïõ óôç ðüñôá ôïõ êïõñåßïõ êáé ñùôÜåé ðÜëé - "Ðåñßðïõ óå ðüóç þñá ìðïñåßò íá ìå êïõñÝøåéò;"
Ï êïõñÝáò, ñß÷íåé ìéá ìáôéÜ óôï ìáãáæß ðïõ çôáí ãåìÜôï áðü êüóìï êáé áðáíôÜåé
- "Ðåñßðïõ óå 3 þñåò".
Ï ôýðïò öåýãåé.
Ìßá åâäïìÜäá áñãüôåñá, îáíá÷þíåé ôï êåöÜëé ôïõ óôç ðüñôá ôïõ êïõñåßïõ êáé ñùôÜåé ðÜëé
- "Ðåñßðïõ óå ðüóç þñá ìðïñåßò íá ìå êïõñÝøåéò;"
Ï êïõñÝáò, ñß÷íåé ìéá ìáôéÜ óôç ðåëáôåßá ôïõ ðïõ ðåñéìÝíåé êáé áðáíôÜåé
- "Ãýñù óå ìéÜìéóç þñá".
Ï ôýðïò öåýãåé.
Ï êïõñÝáò, ôñåëëáìÝíïò áðï ðåñéÝñãåéá, ãõñßæåé óôïí âïçèü ôïõ êáé ôïõ ëÝåé:
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ÌåôÜ áðü ëßãï, ï Âáóßëçò åðéóôñÝöåé óôï ìáãáæß óêáóìÝíïò óôá ãÝëéá.
- "Ôß ãåëÜò Ýôóé ñå Âáóßëç", ôïõ ëÝåé ï êïõñÝáò. "Ðïý ðÞãå ï ôýðïò ðïõ áêïëïýèçóåò;"
O Âáóßëçò áðáíôÜåé
- "Óðßôé óïõ!"
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ôïí äåé ðñïóùðéêÜ óôï ãñáöåßï ôïõ.
'Ãéþñãï, óå ðñïóÝëáâá ðñéí áðü Ýíá ÷ñüíï ãéá íá îå÷ùñßæåéò ôçí áëëçëïãñáößá
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äéåõèõíôÞ ðùëÞóåùí êáé åäþ êáé Ýíá ìÞíá Ýãéíåò ãåíéêüò äéåõèõíôÞò. Ôþñá
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óôçí êïñõöÞ ôïõ êñáíßïõ êáé êÜèå öïñÜ ðïõ èá âëÝðåôå ìéá êáéíïýñãéá
ñõôßäá, áñêåß Ýíá ìéêñü óôñßøéìï, ôñáâéÝôáé ôï äÝñìá êé ç ñõôßäá
åîáöáíßæåôáé.
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ÌåôÜ áðü 6 ìÞíåò íá 'óïõ ç êõñßá ðÜëé óôï ãéáôñü.
ÃÉÁÔÑÏÓ: Ðþò ðÜìå ìå ôç íÝá ìÝèïäï;
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ìÜôéá ìïõ!
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áðü äÝñìá êñïêïäåßëïõ êáé áðïöÜóéóå üôé Þñèå åðéôÝëïõò ç óôéãìÞ ãéá íá ôá
ðÜñåé.
Ìðáßíåé ëïéðüí óôï óðßôé ôïõ ìå ôá êáéíïýñéá ôïõ ðáðïýôóéá êáé ñùôÜåé ôç
ãõíáßêá ôïõ:
- Ëïéðüí ãõíáßêá âëÝðåéò êÜôé ôï äéáöïñåôéêü åðÜíù ìïõ;
- Ôé ôï äéáöïñåôéêü ìðïñåß íá Ý÷åéò Êþóôá ìïõ; ÖïñÜò ôï ßäéï ðïõêÜìéóï üðùò
ðÜíôá êáé ôï ßäéï ðáíôåëüíé üðùò ðÜíôá...
Ï êõñ-Êþóôáò äåí ôï Ýâáëå êÜôù. ÐÞãå óôï õðíïäùìÜôéï êáé Ýâãáëå üëá ôïõ ôá
ñïý÷á åêôüò áðü ôá ðáðïýôóéá ôïõ êáé îáíáâãÞêå Ýîù.
- Ôþñá âëÝðåé êÜôé äéáöïñåôéêü åðÜíù ìïõ; ôçí îáíáñùôÜ.
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Ç êõñßá êáé ï ôáýñïò
Ìéá êõñßá ðçãáßíåé óôï Ãéáôñü.
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Óôç æõãáñéÜ
Ç óýæõãïò óôï óýæõãï:
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íá äåßîåé ëéãüôåñá êéëÜ ç æõãáñéÜ!
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- ¹ìïõí óôï ãñáöåßï êáé ìå ðáßñíåé Ýíáò Üãíùóôïò ôçëÝöùíï êáé ìïõ ëÝåé: ç
ãõíáßêá óïõ óå êåñáôþíåé. ÐáñáôÜù ôç äïõëåéÜ, ðáßñíù ôï áìÜîé êáé ðçãáßíù
óôï óðßôé. Ìðáßíù óôçí êñåâáôïêÜìáñá...ôßðïôá.. Óôï ìðÜíéï ôßðïôá. Óôï
ðáôÜñé ôßðïôá. Óôï ãêáñÜæ ôßðïôá êáé óôç êïõæßíá ôßðïôá êáé áðü ôç ÷áñÜ ìïõ
Ýðáèá óõãêïðÞ.
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Ç åîáöáíéóìÝíç óýæõãïò
ÐÜåé ìéá ãõíáßêá ãéá øþíéá óôçí áãïñÜ, áëëÜ äåí ãõñßæåé ðïôÝ. ÁíÞóõ÷ïò ï
Üíôñáò ôçò, ðçãáßíåé ìåôÜ áðü 3 çìÝñåò óôçí áóôõíïìßá ãéá íá äçëþóåé ôçí
åîáöÜíéóç. Ìüëéò üìùò ãõñßæåé óðßôé, âëÝðåé ôçí ãõíáßêá ôïõ åêåß.
- ÊáëÜ âñå ãõíáßêá, ðïõ ÷Üèçêåò ôüóïí êáéñü;
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âßáæáí åðß 4 óõíå÷üìåíåò çìÝñåò!
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¸íáò öïõêáñÜò áðïêïéìÞèçêå ìÝñá ìåóçìÝñé óôçí ðëáæ êáé ï Þëéïò ôïý
êáôÜêáøå ôá ìðïýôéá. Ôïí ðÜíå óôï íïóïêïìåßï óå êáêÜ ÷Üëéá.
Ôï äÝñìá ôïõ Þôáí êáôáêüêêéíï, ãåìÜôï öïõóêÜëåò êáé ïôéäÞðïôå
Üããéæáí ôá ìðïýôéá ôïõ êáé ôïõ ðñïêáëïýóå öïâåñü ðüíï.
Ï ãéáôñüò ôïý Ýãñáøå åíäïöëÝâéåò åíÝóåéò ìå íåñü êáé çëåêôñïëýôåò,
Ýíá Þðéï çñåìéóôéêü êáé ÂéÜãêñá.
ÎáöíéáóìÝíç ç íïóïêüìá ñþôçóå:
-ôé êáëü èá ôïý êÜíåé ôï ÂéÜãêñá ó` áõôÞ ôçí êáôÜóôáóç; Êáé ï
ãéáôñüò:
-èá êñáôÜåé ôï óåíôüíé ìáêñéÜ áðü ôá ìðïýôéá ôïõ.
Ìðáßíåé ï óýæõãïò áéöíéäéáóôéêÜ óôï óðßôé ôïõ êáé âëÝðåé ôçí ãõíáßêá ôïõ óôï
êñåâÜôé ìå ôïí êáëýôåñï ôïõ ößëï.
ÂãÜæåé ôï ðéóôüëé êáé ìðáì ìðáì êáèáñßæåé ôïí ößëï ôïõ.
ÌåôÜ áðü ìéá ìéêñÞ óéùðÞ, ëÝåé ç ãõíáßêá ôïõ:
- ÔÜêç, Ýôóé üðùò ðáò óå ëßãï èá ìåßíåéò ÷ùñßò ößëïõò!!!!!
- ÁãÜðç ìïõ, äåí íïìßæåéò üôé ìåôÜ áðü äÝêá ÷ñüíéá ó÷Ýóçò åßíáé
êáéñüò íá ðáíôñåõôïýìå;
- Êáé ðïéïò èá ìáò ðÜñåé;
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ÌåôÜ áðü 20 ÷ñüíéá ãÜìïõ, ôï æåõãÜñé ðÜåé êñïõáæéÝñá.
Ìéá íý÷ôá ìå ðáíóÝëçíï âñßóêïíôáé óôï êáôÜóôñùìá êáé ìå ðïëý
ñïìáíôéêÞ äéÜèåóç ëÝåé ç ãõíáßêá:
- ÁãÜðç ìïõ, áí Ýðåöôá óôç èÜëáóóá èá ì' Ýóùíåò;
- Áí óïõ ðù "íáé", èá ðÝóåéò;
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Äýï ößëïé:
- ÌåôÜ áðü 20 ÷ñüíéá ãÜìïõ åßìáé áêüìá åñùôåõìÝíïò ìå ôçí ßäéá
êïðÝëá
- Êáôáðëçêôéêü!
- Åëðßæù ìüíï íá ìçí ôï ìÜèåé ç ãõíáßêá ìïõ.
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- Ðùò ôñïìÜæåéò Ýíáí Üíôñá;
- Êñýâåóáé ðßóù ôïõ êáé ôïõ ðåôÜò ñýæé...
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Äåí Ý÷ù ìéëÞóåé óôçí ãõíáßêá ìïõ ôïõò ôåëåõôáßïõò 18 ìÞíåò.
Äåí èÝëù íá ôçí äéáêüøù.
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Ï ôåëåõôáßïò êáõãÜò ìå ôçí ãõíáßêá ìïõ Þôáí äéêü ìïõ ëÜèïò.
Ìå ñþôçóå "Ôé Ý÷åé ç ôçëåüñáóç";
Êáé åãþ áðÜíôçóá "Óêüíç"
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Óôçí áñ÷Þ ï Èåüò äçìéïýñãçóå ôç Ãç êáé ìåôÜ áíáðáýôçêå.
Êáôüðéí äçìéïýñãçóå ôïí Üíôñá êáé ìåôÜ áíáðáýôçêå.
Óôï ôÝëïò ï Èåüò äçìéïýñãçóå ôç ãõíáßêá.
Áðü ôüôå ïýôå ï Èåüò ïýôå ï Üíôñáò áíáðáýôçêáí îáíÜ.
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- ÎÝñåôå ðïéá åßíáé ç ðïéíÞ ãéá ôçí äéãáìßá;
- Íá Ý÷åôå äýï ðåèåñÝò.
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ÓõæÞôçóç ìåôáîý ðáôÝñá êáé ãéïõ:
- ÌðáìðÜ îÝñåéò ôé Üêïõóá; Óå êÜðïéåò ÷þñåò ôçò ÁöñéêÞò ï Üíôñáò äåí
ãíùñßæåé ôçí ãõíáßêá ðïõ èá ðáíôñåõôåß ìÝ÷ñé ôçí çìÝñá ôïõ ãÜìïõ ôïõò.
- Áõôü ðáéäß ìïõ óõìâáßíåé óå üëåò ôéò ÷þñåò.
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¸íáò Üíôñáò Ýâáëå ìéêñÞ áããåëßá óå åöçìåñßäá "Æçôåßôáé óýæõãïò".
Ôçí åðüìåíç ìÝñá Ýëáâå åêáôïíôÜäåò ãñÜììáôá. ¼ëá Ýëåãáí ôï ßäéï
ðñÜãìá.
- "Ìðïñåßò íá ðÜñåéò ôçí äéêÞ ìïõ".
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ÓõæÞôçóç ìåôáîý äýï áíäñþí:
- "Ç ãõíáßêá ìïõ åßíáé Ýíáò Üããåëïò" ëÝåé ï ðñþôïò ìå õðåñçöÜíåéá
- "ÐñáãìáôéêÜ åßóáé ðïëý ôõ÷åñüò. Ç äéêéÜ ìïõ äõóôõ÷þò áêüìá æåé"
ôïõ áðáíôÜ ï Üëëïò
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Ïé ðåñéóóüôåñïé Üíôñåò ðñïóäéïñßæïõí ôïí ãÜìï ùò Ýíáí áêñéâü ôñüðï
ãéá íá Ý÷ïõí ðëõìÝíá êáé êáèáñÜ ñïý÷á ôæÜìðá.
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ÁðëÜ óêÝøïõ üôé áí äåí õðÞñ÷å ï ãÜìïò, ïé Üíôñåò èá ðåñíïýóáí ôç æùÞ
ôïõò èåùñþíôáò üôé ðïôÝ äåí êÜíïõí ëÜèç.
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Áí èÝëåéò ç ãõíáßêá óïõ íá óå áêïýåé êáé íá äßíåé ôçí äÝïõóá ðñïóï÷Þ
óå áõôÜ ðïõ ëåò ôüôå îåêßíá íá ðáñáìéëÜò óôïí ýðíï óïõ.
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ÊÜðïéïò Üíôñáò äÞëùóå "Äåí åß÷á êáôáëÜâåé ôé óçìáßíåé ðñáãìáôéêÞ
åõôõ÷ßá ìÝ÷ñé ðïõ ðáíôñåýôçêá. ÁëëÜ äõóôõ÷þò ôüôå Þôáí ðïëý áñãÜ".
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ÓõæÞôçóç ìåôáîý ðáôÝñá êáé ãéïõ:
- ÌðáìðÜ ðüóï êïóôßæåé ãéá íá ðáíôñåõôåß êÜðïéïò;
- Äåí îÝñù ðáéäß ìïõ. Åãþ áêüìá ðëçñþíù.
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Ðçãáßíù ôç ãõíáßêá ìïõ ðáíôïý, áëëÜ ðÜíôá âñßóêåé ôï äñüìï ãéá íá
ãõñßóåé.
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Ñþôçóá ôçí ãõíáßêá ìïõ "Ðïõ èÝëåéò íá ðÜìå ãéá ôçí åðÝôåéï ìáò;"
"ÊÜðïõ ðïõ äåí Ý÷ù ðÜåé êáéñü"
¸ôóé ôçò ðñüôåéíá ôçí êïõæßíá!
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êáé ôï êáëýôåñï ...
ÐÜíôá êñáôéüìáóôå ÷Ýñé - ÷Ýñé. Áí ôçí áöÞóù, øùíßæåé.
sex êáé ...... ìõôç!!!!!
-ÐáôÝñá, ãéáôß ôï óåî åßíáé ôüóï áñåóôü ðñÜãìá?
-ÅðåéäÞ ç áßóèçóÞ ôïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå áõôÞ ðïõ Ý÷åéò üôáí óêáëßæåéò ôç ìýôç óïõ, ðáéäß ìïõ!
-Ãéáôß ïé ãõíáßêåò åõ÷áñéóôéïýíôáé ôï óåî ðåñéóóüôåñï áðü ôïõò Üíôñåò?
-¼ôáí óêáëßæåéò ôç ìýôç óïõ ôé íïéþèåé ðéï êáëÜ, ôï äÜ÷ôõëï Þ ç ìýôç óïõ?
-Ãéáôß ïé ãõíáßêåò ìéóïýí ôï âéáóìü?
-Áí ðåñðáôÜò óôï äñüìï, êáé êÜðïéïò Üãíùóôïò Ýñèåé êáé óïõ óêáëßóåé ôç ìýôç èá óïõ áñÝóåé?
-Ãéáôß ïé ãõíáßêåò äåí ìðïñïýí íá êÜíïõí óåî üôáí Ý÷ïõí ðåñßïäï?
-¶ìá áñ÷ßóåé êáé ôñÝ÷åé áßìá ç ìýôç óïõ, óõíå÷ßæåéò íá ôç óêáëßæåéò?
-Ãéáôß äåí áñÝóåé óôïõò Üíôñåò íá öïñïýí ðñïöõëáêôéêü?
-ÅóÝíá óïõ áñÝóåé íá óêáëßæåéò ôç ìýôç óïõ üôáí öïñÜò ãÜíôéá?
-Ãéáôß ïé Üíèñùðïé äåí êÜíïõí óåî äçìüóéá, êáé ðÜíôá êñýâïíôáé?
-Èá óêÜëéæåò ôç ìýôç óïõ ìðñïóôÜ ó' üëç ôçí ôÜîç; ÂëÜêá.
Ìéá áäåñöÞ êÜíåé ïôïóôüð êáé óôáìáôÜåé Ýíáò íôáëéêÝñçò íá ôçí ðÜñåé. Óôïí äñüìï üìùò ç íôáëßêá áíáôñÝðåôáé, ìå áðïôÝëåóìá íá ôñáõìáôéóôåß åëáöñÜ ç áäåñöÞ êáé Ýîáëëç íá æçôÜåé áðïæçìßùóç áðü ôïí íôáëéêÝñç. Ï ïäçãüò áíÝíäïôïò...
Áðü ôï êéíçôü ôçò ç áäåñöÞ ôçëåöùíÜåé óôïí äéêçãüñï ôçò êáé ôïõ ëÝåé:
- «ÔÜêç, ðÝóáìå Ýîù ìå ìéá íôáëßêá êáé ôñáõìáôßóôçêá. Íá æçôÞóïõìå áðïæçìßùóç êáé áí äåí ìáò äþóåé, íá ôïõ ðÜñïõìå ôï óðßôé, ôçí íôáëßêá êáé ãåíéêÜ ü,ôé Ý÷åé êáé äåí Ý÷åé».
Ôá áêïýåé üëá áõôÜ ï íôáëéêÝñçò êáé åîáãñéùìÝíïò ôçò öùíÜæåé:
- «Èá ðÜñåéò ô' áñ÷...äéá ìïõ».
- «Êëåßíù, ÔÜêç, êëåßíù. Ôá âñÞêáìå!», áðáíôÜ ç áäåñöÞ óôïí äéêçãüñï.
Äõï ößëïé ðçãáßíïõí ôáîßäé óôçí áßãõðôï ãéá íá âñïýí ôçí ôý÷ç ôïõò óå ìéá ðõñáìßäá.
Ïôáí öôÜóáíå óôçí ðõñáìßäá óõíáíôÞóáíå ìéá ãêñßá ìÜãéóóá êáé ôïõò Ýäùóå áðü ôñßá áõãÜ óôï êáèÝíá ìå áðïôÝëåóìá íá ðñáãìáôïðïéçèïýíå ïé åõ÷Ýò ôïõò. Öåýãïíôáò ëïéðüí áðü ôçí ðõñáìßäá ëÝåé ï Ýíáò óôïí Üëëïí íá ÷ùñéóôïýíå êáé íá öôéÜîåé ï êáèÝíáò ôçí æùÞ ôïõ.
Åíáò áðü ôïõò ößëïõò óðÜåé Ýíá áõãü êáé åõ÷Þèçêå ðïëëÜ ëåöôÜ êáé ãÝìéóå ï ôüðïò ëåöôÜ, ðïëëÜ ëåöôÜ êáé Ýðåéôá äåí ìðïñïõóå íá ôá êïõâáëÞóåé êáé Ýóðáóå êáé ôï äåýôåñï áõãü êáé æÞôçóå Ýíá ìåãÜëï ðáëÜôé.
Áöïý ôá÷ôïðïßçóå üëá ôïõ ôá ÷ñÞìáôá óôçí áðïèÞêç Ýíéùèå ìïíáîéÜ êáé ìå ôï ôñßôï áõãü æÞôçóå ðïëëÝò ìá ðïëëÝò ãõíáßêåò.
Êáé áöïý æïýóå õðÝñï÷á Ýíáò æçôéÜíïò ÷ôýðçóå ôçí ðüñôá ôïõ êáé æÞôçóå öáãçôü.
Ïôáí ï ðëïýóéïò ðëÝïí åßäå êáëÜ ôïí æçôéÜíï äéáðßóôùóå üôé åßíáé ï ößëïò ôïõ êáé ôïí öéëïîÝíçóå.
Ïôáí êáèßóáíå íá ôá ðïýíå ñùôÜåé ï ðëïýóéïò ôïí öôù÷ü ößëï ôïõ ðùò êáôÜíôçóå åôóé.
Êáé ïößëïò áðáíôá.:
Öåýãïíôáò ìïõ ðÝöôåé Ýíá áõãü êáé óðÜåé êáé ôçí þñá ðïõ óðÜåé ëÝù áñ÷ßäéá, êáé îáöíéêÜ ãåìßæåé ï ôüðïò ìå ðïëëÜ áñ÷ßäéá êáé áöïý äåí åß÷á ôé íá ôá êÜíù Ýóðáóá ôï äåýôåñï áõãü êáé åßðá íá ðÜñåé üëá ôá áñ÷ßäéá.
Káé áöïý åîáöáíéóôÞêáíå ïëëá ôá áñ÷ßäéá äéáðéóôþíù üôé ëåßðïõí êáé ôá äéêÜ ìïõ áñ÷ßäéá .
Káé ôé Ýêáíåò ãéá áõôü ñùôÜåé ï ößëïò ôïõ.
Eóðáóá êáé ôï ôñßôï ìïõ áõãü êáé ðÞñá ôá áñ÷ßäéá ìïõ
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Ôñåéò åíäåßîåéò üôé ï Éçóïýò Þôáí Éñëáíäüò:
Äåí ðáíôñåýôçêå ðïôÝ.
Äåí åß÷å ðïôÝ óôáèåñÞ äïõëåéÜ.
Ôåëåõôáßá ôïõ åðéèõìßá Þôáí íá ðéåé.
Ôñåéò åíäåßîåéò üôé ï Éçóïýò Þôáí áðü ôï Ðüñôï Ñßêï:
Ôï ìéêñü ôïõ üíïìá Þôáí Éçóïýò.
Åß÷å ðÜíôá ðñïâëÞìáôá ìå ôï íüìï.
Ç ìçôÝñá ôïõ äåí Þîåñå ðïéïò Þôáí ï ðáôÝñáò ôïõ.
Ôñåéò åíäåßîåéò üôé ï Éçóïýò Þôáí Éôáëüò:
Ìßëáãå êïõíþíôáò ôá ÷Ýñéá ôïõ.
Åß÷å êñáóß óå êÜèå ãåýìá.
Áó÷ïëÞèçêå ìå áíïéêïäïìÞóåéò.
Ôñåéò åíäåßîåéò üôé ï Éçóïýò Þôáí Ìáýñïò:
Ôïõò öþíáæå üëïõò "áäÝñöéá".
Äåí åß÷å ìüíéìç äéåýèõíóç.
Äåí ôïí ðñïóëÜìâáíå êáíåßò óôç äïõëåéÜ ôïõ.
Êáé ôåëéêÜ, ç áðüäåéîç... üôé ï Éçóïýò Þôáí ¸ëëçíáò!
¸ìåíå óôï óðßôé ôùí ãïíéþí ôïõ ìÝ÷ñé ôá 33 ôïõ.
¼ôáí ìåãÜëùóå ðÞãå óôç äïõëåéÜ ôïõ ðáôÝñá ôïõ.
¹ôáí óßãïõñïò üôé ç ìçôÝñá ôïõ Þôáí ðáñèÝíá.
Ç ìçôÝñá ôïõ Þôáí óßãïõñç ðùò åßíáé Èåüò.
Åíþ ïäçãïýóå Ýíá ãáúäïýñé, åß÷å ôçí áðáßôçóç íá ðáñáìåñßæïõí üëïé ïé Üëëïé üôáí ðåñíÜåé.
ÐïôÝ äåí Ýðáøå íá ðéóôåýåé üôé ôåëéêÜ ôïí áäßêçóå ôï êñÜôïò (äçëáäÞ ï Ðüíôéïò ÐéëÜôïò) êáé ç êáêïýñãá ç êïéíùíßá ãåíéêüôåñá.
¹ôáí ôçò ôåëåõôáßáò óôéãìÞò (...êáé ôï ðëÞèïò óôï ôóÜê ôï ôÜéóå ìå Ýíá èáýìá).
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Ðüóïé áíáñ÷éêïß ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
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Ðüóïé áíáñ÷éêïß ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
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Ðüóïé êíßôåò ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
ÐÝíôå. Ï Ýíáò âéäþíåé ôçí ëÜìðá êáé ïé Üëëïé 4 åßíáé ðåñéöñïýñçóç.
Ðüóïé êíßôåò ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
Ôñåéò: Ï Ýíáò âéäþíåé ôçí ëÜìðá, ï Üëëïò óõíôïíßæåé êáé ï ôåëåõôáßïò êáèïäçãåß.
Ðüóïé øõ÷ïëüãïé ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
ÊáíÝíáò! Ç ëÜìðá èá áëëÜîåé ìüíç ôçò üôáí íïéþóåé Ýôïéìç.
Ðüóïé Éñëáíäïß ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
1001! Ï Ýíáò êñáôÜåé ôçí ëÜìðá êáé ïé Üëëïé ðßíïõí ìÝ÷ñé íá áñ÷ßóåé íá ãõñíÜåé ôï äùìÜôéï.
Ðüóïé ôå÷íéêïß õðïëïãéóôþí ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé íá áëëÜîïõí ìéá ëÜìðá;
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