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Is america a country or a city?
You: none of those
Stranger: i live in america the city
Stranger: never heard of the country
You: its a continent
Stranger: i live in america. it's a town of 34 people in west Gambia
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: never heard of another america before
You: what
You: what about usa?
You: united states of america
Stranger: the united states?
Stranger: yes i have heard of this
You: so
Stranger: it is in england
You: NO
You: wtf????
You: united kindom
You: thats in england
You: the united states are in Aamerica
Stranger: america is in gambia, not england
Stranger: i know because i live in america
You: wait
You: look at this
You: http://www.greece-map.net/north-america.htm
You: thats north america
You: its part of the continet america
Stranger: i cant view that. i dont have internet
You: then how do we chat?
Stranger: oh, i see what you mean
Stranger: this map shows strange lands i have not seen b4
You: really?
Stranger: my president says that at the edge of gambia, the world ends, and waterfalls fall forever from the sides of the ocean
You: are you serious???
You: really?
Stranger: yes, this is what i have learned
You: well wait a second
You: http://worldpress.org/map.cfm
You: this is a map of the world
Stranger: my country will not let me view this
Stranger: it says restricted by gambian police
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: are you serious?
Stranger: what is this writing you wish me to see
Stranger: type for me
You: its map
You: a map*
You: it shows the world as it is
You: the world doesnt end where gambia ends
Stranger: it does not?
You: yes it doesnt
Stranger: then does not my president tell lies?
You: wait
You: i wouldnt really want to say that your president tells lies
You: he just made a big mistake
You: you see i live in greece
You: its very north of gambia
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i have read of greece. it is in gambia, in my books
You: no
You: no wth!
You: i think you are joking
Stranger: beside egypt in gambia
Stranger: greece
Stranger: i am looking at map
You: greece is north of egypt right?
Stranger: it is to the left
Stranger: beside egypt
Stranger: and england
You: no
You: greece is northern than egypt and england is even more to the north
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: you can prove this?
You: yes
You: do you have an email?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yahmalweiya@gambiamail.com
You: ok
You: i ll send you a picture of the world map
Stranger: i thank you for this
Stranger: but might i get in trouble for such things?
You: no i ll tell you what to do to get out of any trouble
You: i ll send you an email
You: you will opent it and see the pic
You: and then delete it
Stranger: i feel fearful right now
You: so no harm is done
Stranger: i have not known these things before
You: wait dont be afraid
You: i ve got this under control
Stranger: i thank you
Stranger: you are so kind to me
You: its ok
You: ill now send you the email
You: ok i send it
You: just take a look
Stranger: i will look when i am allowed to view my mail
You: you arent now?
Stranger: no
Stranger: all mail must be viewed by gambian police first, then i may view after 24 hours
Stranger: you must know this. it is the same for everyone since gambian president invent the internet
You: ok wait
You: i think you are joking
You: are you making fun of m?
You: me?
Stranger: i do not make fun
Stranger: you try to help me
Stranger: for this i am grateful
You: but
You: how will the police see your email?
Stranger: i do not know. they control the ways of our lives here
You: well
You: wait i have an idea thats just might work
You: are you in a computer now?
Stranger: i am listening friend
Stranger: i am on cellphone to be honest, which i stole from visiting man
Stranger: gambian police do not know i have this phone
You: wait
You: well
You: i needed you to be on a computer
Stranger: i am sorry i do not have a computer for use at this time
Stranger: i am permitted to use computer for five minutes once a week at embassy
You: ok
You: when you use the computer
You: are you alone?
Stranger: yes i am alone
You: ok
You: when you use the computer
You: log in to your email
You: and see the email i send to you
You: thats all
Stranger: i thank you
Stranger: i grow tired now
You: they cant do anythink to you this way
Stranger: may i say one thing before we part dear friend?
You: yes
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: haha
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