Ìáò ã@ìçó¤ò, ÄçìÞôñç, ôùñá....
Ìáò ã@ìçó¤ò, ÄçìÞôñç, ôùñá....
Ìéáò êáé åé÷áôå óõæçôçóç ðåñé óôåéñùóçò, åãù ôåëéêá åêáíá ôçí åðåìâáóç óôï ãáôé ìïõ ôçí ðåñáóìåíç Ôñéôç. Ôï ðçñá ëéãï "ðáíù" ìïõ ôï èåìá ìéáò êáé ïé ãïíåéò ìïõ ðïõ ôçí å÷ïõí áñêåôåò ìåñåò óôï óðéôé ôïõò (åðåéäç ëåéðù ðïëëåò ùñåò ôïõò ôçí äéíù íá å÷åé ðéï ðïëõ ÷ùñï êáé íá êáíåé ðáñåá ìå ôá óêõëéá) ìïõ åëåãáí ôá êëáóéêá, áóå ôï ãáôé çóõ÷ï, ìå ðéï äéêáéùìá íá ôïõ äéáêïøåéò öõóéêç ëåéôïõñãéá êôë. Ôïõò åêôõðùóá 2-3 óåëéäåò êáé ôïõò ëåù îåóôñáâùèåéôå, åãù èá ôï ðáù ãéá óôåéñùóç ôï ãáôé. Õðçñ÷å äëä ðéåóç áðï áõôïõò êáé åé÷á ëéãï áã÷ïò ãéá ôçí åðåìâáóç, öáíôáóôåéôå íá ãéíïôáí êáôé, èá ìå åðñçæáí ãéá ìéá æùç ìåôá, told you so dances êôë.
Ôåóðá, ìéáò êáé ôï ãáôé å÷åé ìáèåé indoors èåùñù ïôé åêáíá óùóôá êáé ôï óôåéñùóá, ìðïñåé íá öôáéù ðïõ äåí ôï áöçóá íá âãåé åîù áðï ìéêñï áëëá äåí çîåñá áðï ãáôéá, óôçí ãåéôïíéá ìïõ å÷åé ðïëëåò ãáôåò êáé áõôïêéíçôá êáé öïâïìïõí (áññùóôéåò, äñïìïõò êôë).
Ôéò ðñùôåò 2 ìåñåò çôáí ëéãï ðåñéåñãá áëëá áðï ôçí Ðåìðôç êáé ìåôá åéíáé ìéá ÷áñá, ôïõ ðçñá êáé åéäéêç ôñïöç ãéá óôåéñùìåíåò ãáôåò
Êáé êáôé ãåíéêá ãéá ôçí ó÷åóç ìïõ ìå ôï ãáôé, ðñáãìáôéêá åðåéäç ðïôå äåí åé÷á éäéáéôåñç óõìðáèåéá óôéò ãáôåò (ôñåëá ìå ôá óêõëéá) äåí ðåñéìåíá ïôé èá ôï áãáðçóù ôïóï ðïëõ. I'm officially a cat person.
Káëá åêáíåò!!!!!! Åé÷áìå, ïðùò èá åéäåò, ïëïêëçñç óõæçôçóç ãéá ôï èåìá ðéï ðáíù, áëëá ôï èåìá åéíáé ïôé ðñåðåé íá óôåéñùíïíôáé ôá æùá óõíôñïöéáò.
Ðñåðåé íá êáíù êáé óôá äéêá ìïõ êáðïéá óôéãìç....
Êáé... I know that "cat person" feeling!!!!
Íáé, öõóéêá êáé ðáñáêïëïõèçóá ôç óõæçôçóç ìå åíäéáöåñïí.
Áí åé÷á áðåéñï ÷ùñï êáé áñóåíéêï ãáôï óôï óðéôé ìïõ äåí èá åé÷á êáíåíá èåìá íá ôï æåõãáñùóù, ôùñá íá ôï áöçíù íá ôáëáéðùñåéôáé ìå ôïí ïéóôñï êáé íá ñéóêáñù íá ìïõ öõãåé äåí ðáéæåé.
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Åãù ðáéäéá áíôéìåôùðéæù åíá ðåñéåñãï èåìá ìå ôïí ãáôï ìïõ. Ïôáí åéíáé ìáæé ìïõ åéíáé áõôïêïëëçôïò óå óçìåéï íá ìå ìðïõ÷ôéæåé êéïëáò (i cannot even fart we say).
Ïôáí ïìâò åñ÷åôáé óðéôé êáðïéïò åðéóêåðôçò ôï ãáôé ôñåëåíåôáé óåëçíéáæåôáé êáé ðáèáéíåé áìïê. Èá ìïõ ðåéôå ïôé ïê åéíáé öõóéïëïãéêï íá öïâáôáé ìéá îåíç ðáñïõóéá, ôï èåìá ïìùò åéíáé ïôé... Öïâáôáé êé ååìåíá!! Ðñïóðáèù íá ôïí ðëçóéáóù êáé íá ôïí çñåìçóù êáé ôï ãáôé ôñå÷åé ðáíéêïâëçìåíï ìáêñõá ìïõ. Ïôáí öõãïõí ïé åðéóêåðôåò åéíáç ðáëé ìéá ÷áñá êáé åñ÷åôáé êáé óêáñöáëùíåé áðáíù ìïõ.
Ôé óêáôá cat logic åéíáé áõôï ôùñá êáé ðùò ôï äéïñèùíù; Å÷ù ðñáãìáôéêá ðñïâëçìá äåí ìðïñù íá öåñù êïóìï óðéôé áí äåí âãåé ï ãáôïò åîù. Ôñïìáæåé ôïóï ðïëõ ðïõ íéáïõñéæåé óáí ôñåëïò ïëç ôçí ùñá...
Åãù ðáéäéá áíôéìåôùðéæù åíá ðåñéåñãï èåìá ìå ôïí ãáôï ìïõ. Ïôáí åéíáé ìáæé ìïõ åéíáé áõôïêïëëçôïò óå óçìåéï íá ìå ìðïõ÷ôéæåé êéïëáò (i cannot even fart we say).
Ïôáí ïìâò åñ÷åôáé óðéôé êáðïéïò åðéóêåðôçò ôï ãáôé ôñåëåíåôáé óåëçíéáæåôáé êáé ðáèáéíåé áìïê. Èá ìïõ ðåéôå ïôé ïê åéíáé öõóéïëïãéêï íá öïâáôáé ìéá îåíç ðáñïõóéá, ôï èåìá ïìùò åéíáé ïôé... Öïâáôáé êé ååìåíá!! Ðñïóðáèù íá ôïí ðëçóéáóù êáé íá ôïí çñåìçóù êáé ôï ãáôé ôñå÷åé ðáíéêïâëçìåíï ìáêñõá ìïõ. Ïôáí öõãïõí ïé åðéóêåðôåò åéíáç ðáëé ìéá ÷áñá êáé åñ÷åôáé êáé óêáñöáëùíåé áðáíù ìïõ.
Ôé óêáôá cat logic åéíáé áõôï ôùñá êáé ðùò ôï äéïñèùíù; Å÷ù ðñáãìáôéêá ðñïâëçìá äåí ìðïñù íá öåñù êïóìï óðéôé áí äåí âãåé ï ãáôïò åîù. Ôñïìáæåé ôïóï ðïëõ ðïõ íéáïõñéæåé óáí ôñåëïò ïëç ôçí ùñá...
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íá îå÷ùñßæåé ðïéïò åßíáé ðïéïò.. Åßíáé óáí ôá ðáéäéÜ ðïõ åßíáé êïëëçìÝíá ìå ôïõò ãïíåßò ê üôáí âëÝðïõí îÝíïõò ôñÝ÷ïõí ðñïò ôï äùìÜôéï. Ìüíï ðïõ ï ãÜôïò åßíáé ðïëý íôñïðáëüò ê öïâéóìÝíïò. Èá ðñÝðåé íá êõêëïöïñåßò ìå ôïõò åðéóêÝðôåò, áí ãßíåôáé öõóéêÜ, óôï óðßôé ÷ùñßò íá ôïõ äßíåôå óçìáóßá.ÈÝëåé ðïëý õðïìïíÞ ê åðéìïíÞ. Ôßðïôá äå ãßíåôáé áìÝóùò.. óôçí áñ÷Þ èá ø÷Üíåé ðïõ íá ðñùôïêñõöôåé.. êïõñÜãéï!
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Moíï åìåíá ìïõ åêáíå ç öùôï ðåñéóóïôåñï ãéá mugshot áðï áóôõíïìéêï ôìçìá? Ìå ôçí ðéíáêéäïõëá êáé ôïí áñéèìï êáíïíéêá? ÷á÷á
Ó÷åôéêÜ ìå ôç óôåßñùóç ìéáò êáé Ý÷ù ãáôéÜ áðü ôï 1988 ìÝ÷ñé óÞìåñá (ìÝóá ìïíï óôï óðßôé).Ç êáôÜóôáóç áí ôï Ý÷åéò ìÝóá ìüíï ãßíåôáé áíõðüöïñç ãéá ìåñéêÝò ìÝñåò.ÍéáïõñçôÜ êáé êáôïýñçìá óå üðïéï óçìåßï ìðïñåßò íá öáíôáóôåßò.Ìðïñåß íá åßíáé åðþäõíï ãéá ôï æþï(åéäéêÜ áí åßíáé èõëçêü) áëëÜ äåí õðÜñ÷åé Üëëç ëýóç áí ôï èåò íá åßíáé ìÝóá.Ôþñá ìåôÜ ôç óôåßñùóç äéáðéóôþíù üôé ôï ãáôß Ý÷åé ìéá ðéï Þñåìç óõìðåñéöïñÜ,ìå Üëëá ëüãéá äåí íåõñéÜæåé üóï ðñéí ôçí óôåßñùóç êáé ãåíéêÜ åßíáé ðéï áãáðçôü.Ôï áñóåíéêü ôï Ý÷ù êÜíåé óôåßñùóç ãéáôß ìå ôçí üñåîç ðïõ åß÷å èá ìå ðçäïýóå êáé åìÝíá óôï ôÝëïò(looooooool),ôï èõëçêü äåí ôï Ý÷ù êÜíåé áðëÜ ôï åß÷á ðÜåé 2-3 öïñÝò óôïí êôçíßáôñï êáé ôïõ Ýêáíå êÜôé åíÝóåéò ðïõ ìå ôçí ðÜñïäï ôïõ ÷ñüíïõ äåí èá åß÷å ïßóôñï(êáé öáßíåôáé åäþ êáé 1.5 ÷ñüíï üôé Ý÷ïõí ðéÜóåé).Ðñïóï÷Þ óôçí óôåßñùóç ìçí ðÜôå óå Üôïìï ÷áóÜðç(ñùôÞóôå ðñéí ðÜôå).Ôçí ðñïçãïýìåíç ãåíéÜ(äõóôõ÷þò äåí æåé êÜðïéï áðü ôá 3 ðïõ åß÷á-Ýæçóáí 12-14-15 ÷ñüíéá áíôßóôïé÷á)ï ôýðïò Ýêáíå ðïëý Üó÷çìç äïõëåéÜ(äåí õðÞñ÷áí êáé ðïëëÝò åðßëïãÝò ôüôå),áñêåß íá ðù üô óôï Ýíá êüðçêáí ôá ñÜìáôá êáé ôï îáíáðÞãáìå.
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Åßäá áõôü êáé ìïõ èõìçóå ôï ãáôáêé ôïõ ÄçìÞôñç (valk), ôïí Batman.
The History Of One Tough Motherfucker
he came to the door one night wet thin beaten and
terrorized
a white cross-eyed tailless cat
I took him in and fed him and he stayed
grew to trust me until a friend drove up the driveway
and ran him over
I took what was left to a vet who said,”not much
chance…give him these pills…his backbone
is crushed, but is was crushed before and somehow
mended, if he lives he¢ll never walk, look at
these x-rays, he¢s been shot, look here, the pellets
are still there…also, he once had a tail, somebody
cut it off…”
I took the cat back, it was a hot summer, one of the
hottest in decades, I put him on the bathroom
floor, gave him water and pills, he wouldn¢t eat, he
wouldn¢t touch the water, I dipped my finger into it
and wet his mouth and I talked to him, I didn¢t go any-
where, I put in a lot of bathroom time and talked to
him and gently touched him and he looked back at
me with those pale blue crossed eyes and as the days went
by he made his first move
dragging himself forward by his front legs
(the rear ones wouldn¢t work)
he made it to the litter box
crawled over and in,
it was like the trumpet of possible victory
blowing in that bathroom and into the city, I
related to that cat-I¢d had it bad, not that
bad but bad enough
one morning he got up, stood up, fell back down and
just looked at me.
“you can make it,” I said to him.
he kept trying, getting up falling down, finally
he walked a few steps, he was like a drunk, the
rear legs just didn¢t want to do it and he fell again, rested,
then got up.
you know the rest: now he¢s better than ever, cross-eyed
almost toothless, but the grace is back, and that look in
his eyes never left…
and now sometimes I¢m interviewed, they want to hear about
life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed,
shot, runover de-tailed cat and I say,”look, look
at this!”
but they don¢t understand, they say something like,”you
say you¢ve been influenced by Celine?”
“no,” I hold the cat up,”by what happens, by
things like this, by this, by this!”
I shake the cat, hold him up in
the smoky and drunken light, he¢s relaxed he knows…
it¢s then that the interviews end
although I am proud sometimes when I see the pictures
later and there I am and there is the cat and we are photo-
graphed together.
he too knows it¢s bullshit but that somehow it all helps.
Charles Bukowski
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