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    Ðïëý êáëá ôá video. ¸÷ïõí ðïëý ãÝëéï!!!
    Bin Landen Is Coming To Town!!!
    Oh Holy Crap!!!
    And then my favorite Silence... Night!!!
    Where are all the vigrings that Bin Landen promised meee!!!
    Åßíáé ôñåëüò!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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    ëïéðïí íá êáé åíá ðïëéôéêï- ðïéïôéêï áíåêäïôï.

    åíá ðáéäáêé ñùôáåé ôïí ðáôåñá ôïõ ôé óçìáéíåé ðïëéôéêç,ï ðáôåñáò ôïõ óêåöôåôáé ëéãáêé êáé ôïõ äéíåé ôçí åîçò áðáíôçóç:ôï óðéôé ðïõ ìåíïõìå åéíáé ôï êñáôïò,ç ìáìá óïõ åéíáé ç êõâåñíçóç ãéáôé êáíïíéæåé ïëåò ôéò äïõëåéåò ôïõ óðéôéïõ- êñáôïõò,åãù åéìáé ôï êåöáëáéï ãéáôé ðáù äïõëåéá êáé öåñíù ëåöôá óôï óðéôé-êñáôïò,ç õðçñåôñéá ìáò åéíáé ç åñãáôéêç ôáîç,åóõ åéóáé ç êïéíç ãíùìç ,êáé ôï ìéêñï óïõ áäåñöáêé åéíáé ôï ìåëëïí ôçò ÷ùñáò,ï ðáôåñáò ìåôá áðï áõôç ôçí áðáíôçóç ëååé óôïí ãéï ôïõ íá ðáåé íá êïéìçèåé êáé ôçí áëëç ìåñá ðïõ èá îõðíçóåé íá åîçãçóåé óôïí ðáôåñá ôïõ ôé êáôáëáâå áðï áõôç ôçí áðáíôçóç,êáôá ôï äéáóôçìá ôçò íõêôáò åêëáéãå ôï ìùñï-ìåëëïí ÷ùñáò îõðíáåé ï ìåãáëïò ãéïò -êïéíç ãíùìç ,êáé ðáåéíá äåé ãéáôé êëáéåé ôï ìùñï,êáôáëáâå áìåóùò ïôé ôï ìùñï åé÷å ÷åóôåé,åôñåîå áìåóùò ï áäåñöïò óôï óôï äùìáôéï ôùí ãïíéùí ôïõ ãéá íá ôï ðåé,åêåé åéäå ôçí ìçôåñá ôïõ íá êïéìáôå ìïíç ôçò,åøáîå ãéá ôïí ðáôåñá ôïõ ðïõ êáôáëáâå ïôé èá çôáí îõðíéïò êáé ôïí âñçêå íá ðçäáåé ôçí õðçñåôñéá,ôï ðáéäé åéäå êáé áðïåéäå êáé ðçãå êáé êïéìçèçêå.ôçí áëëç ìåñá ôï ðñùé ï ìðáìðáò ñùôáåé ôï ðáéäé ôïõ ôåëéêá ôé êáôáëáâå ãéá ôçí ðïëéôéêç êáé ôï ðáéäé ôïõ áðáíôáåé,ïôé ïôáí ç êõâåñíçóç êïéìáôáé ,ôï êåöáëáéï ðçäáåé ôçí åñãáôéêç ôáîç ç êïéíç ãíùìç êáíåé ôá óôñáâá ìáôéá êáé ôï ìåëëùí ôçò ÷ùñáò åéíáé ÷åóìåíï.


    õ.ã. óõãíùìç ãéá ôï ðçäáåé áëëá äåí ìðïñïõóá íá âáëù ãáìáåé.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-NEC View Post
    Ðïëý êáëá ôá video. ¸÷ïõí ðïëý ãÝëéï!!!
    Bin Landen Is Coming To Town!!!
    Oh Holy Crap!!!
    And then my favorite Silence... Night!!!
    Where are all the vigrings that Bin Landen promised meee!!!
    Åßíáé ôñåëüò!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

    -Just stay still!
    -Ok ok... i will not move my ass...
    -You iliot, you dont have an ass!!

    aaxaxaxaxaxa :bgrin2::bgrin2: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    paides den kserw an ta exete dei ayta egw pantws pethana sto gelio me tin giagia ayth!











    einai apla thea!!

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    paides den kserw an ta exete dei ayta egw pantws pethana sto gelio me tin giagia ayth!











    einai apla thea!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl: LOL áðëá.... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Ôï çìåñïëüãéï åíüò hacker

    Áãáðçôü çìåñïëüãéï:

    ÇìÝñá 1ç
    ÓÞìåñá áðïöÜóéóá íá åãêáôáóôÞóù Linux. Äåí ãßíåôáé íá åßóáé hacker áí äåí Ý÷åéò linux. ÂáóéêÜ èÝëù íá ñßîù ôçí Ìáéñïýëá êáé íá ðïõëÜù ìïýñç óôçí ðáñÝá ðïõ åßìáé hacker êáé ìðïñþ íá ôïõò êëÝøù ôïõò êùäéêïýò, ôá ëåöôÜ ôïõò, êáé íá ôïõò êõíçãÜåé ç Interpol, ç CIA êáé ç ÅëÝíç ËïõêÜ.
    Ñþôçóá ôïí Ìé÷Üëç ðïõ Ý÷åé linux êáé åßíáé hacker êáé ìïõ åßðå íá êáôåâÜóù Ýíá bistro äåí èõìÜìáé êáëÜ, óå -ware ôåëåßùíå. Áõôü ëååß Ý÷ïõí üëïé ïé óêëçñïðõñçíéêïß hacker. ¸ôóé êáé åãþ... èá ãßíù óêëçñïðõñçíéêüò hacker.
    Õ.à Áí êáé ï Ìé÷Üëçò åßíáé hacker åßíáé áêüìç ðáñèÝíïò, ðåñßåñãï...

    ÇìÝñá 2ç
    ¸øáîá íá âñù ôo bistro óôï Internet. ÊÜôé ðåñßåñãï óõìâáßíåé, ôá bistro åßíáé ëÝåé åóôéáôüñéá êáé óå -ware âñÞêá ìüíï êÜôé tupperware. Ç ìáìÜ ìïõ ðÜåé óå åðéäåßîåéò tupperware èõìÜìáé.
    ÐñÝðåé íá îáíáñùôÞóù ôïí Ìé÷Üëç, êÜôé ìÜëëïí äåí êáôÜëáâá Þ ôá linux Ý÷ïõí ó÷Ýóç ìå ôá öáãçôÜ Þ ç ìáìÜ ìïõ åßíáé hacker.

    ÇìÝñá 3ç
    ÔåëéêÜ åßíáé Distro êáé ü÷é bistro ìïõ åßðå ï Ìé÷Üëçò êáé Slackware ü÷é tupperware.
    Äåí ðñüêåéôáé üìùò íá ôïõ îáíáìéëÞóù, ãéáôß üôáí ôïí ñþôçóá áí èá ìå âïçèÞóåé íá êëÝøù ôïí êùäéêü ôïõ MSN ôçò Ìáéñïýëáò ìå ìïýôæùóå êáé åßðå üôé åßìáé ìáëÜêáò. ÌÜëëïí ãïõóôÜñåé êáé áõôüò ôçí Ìáéñïýëá.
    ÂñÞêá ôá slackware êáé îåêßíçóá íá ôá êáôåâÜæù. ¼óï êáôÝâáéíáí Ýøáîá êáé âñÞêá Ýíá ïäçãü ãéá ôï ðþò íá êëÝøåéò êùäéêïýò MSN. Áêïëïýèçóá ôéò ïäçãßåò êáé Ýóôåéëá mail óôïí u-suck@gmail.com ìå ôïí äéêü ìïõ êùäéêü êáé username áðü ôï MSN êáé áõôüò èá ìïõ óôåßëåé ìÝóá óå 3 þñåò ôïí êùäéêü ôçí Ìáéñïýëáò.
    Åßìáé ðïëý ÷áñïýìåíïò, Þäç íïéþèù ëßãï hacker.

    ÇìÝñá 4ç
    ÃñÜöù ôï cd ìå ôá slackware, ãéá êÜðïéï ëüãï äåí ìðïñþ íá ìðù óôï MSN ìïõ, óßãïõñá öôáßåé ç Microsoft (Micro$oft Þ Microsucks üðùò ôçí Ýëåãå ï Ìé÷Üëçò). ÐñÝðåé íá áñ÷ßóù íá ìéóþ êáé íá êïñïúäåýù ôçí Micro$oft, üðùò êÜíåé ï Ìé÷Üëçò, Ýôóé êÜíïõí ïé hackers.
    ÓõíåííïÞèçêá ìå ôïí ÃéÜííç ðïõ êÜíåé graffiti/bmx/brake dance íá ðÜìå íá ãñÜøïõìå óôçí ÓôïõñíÜñç Microsoft Sucks.
    ÐñÝðåé íá âñù êáé ôé åßíáé áõôü ôï GNU ðïõ Ýëåãå ï Ìé÷Üëçò.

    ÇìÝñá 5ç
    Ï ÃéÜííçò ôåëéêÜ Ýãñáøå êÜôé âëáêåßåò ãéá ìéá "÷ñõóÞ áõãÞ" óôïí ôïß÷ï êáé ü÷é ãéá ôçí Microsuck ðïõ ôïõ Ýëåãá. Äåí ôïí åß÷á ãéá ôüóï ñïìáíôéêü, Üêïõ ÷ñõóÞ áõãÞ êáé áóçìÝíéá óïýñïõðá, åõôõ÷þò åãþ èá ãßíù hacker êáé äåí ÷ñåéÜæïìáé üëåò áõôÝò ôéò ñïìáíôéêïýñåò. Ñå ìðáò êáé èÝëåé êáé áõôüò ôçí Ìáéñïýëá;
    Ôï áðüãåõìá èá âÜëù åðéôÝëïõò ôá slackware, áíõðïìïíþ.

    ÇìÝñá 6ç
    Äåí ìðüñåóá íá âñù ðïõèåíÜ ôï setup.exe óôï cd, ìÜëëïí äåí êáôÝâçêå êáëÜ, ôï îáíáêáôåâÜæù . ¸öôéáîá êáéíïýñãéï MSN êáé îáíáÝóôåéëá ôá óôïé÷åßá ìïõ ãéá íá ìïõ óôåßëïõí ôïí êùäéêü ôçò Ìáéñïýëáò. ¸âáëá üìùò Ýíá background ìå Ýíá ðéãêïõßíï ðïý ãñÜöåé Slack Rules.
    ¼óï ðåñéìÝíù èá êáôåâÜóù áðü ôï rapidshare êáìéÜ ôóüíôá, åßäá ôçí Ìáéñïýëá óÞìåñá êáé Ý÷ù ïñåîïýëåò.
    Á÷ Ìáéñïýëá...

    ÇìÝñá 7ç
    ÔåëéêÜ äåí åß÷å ðñüâëçìá ôï cd óÞìåñá ìüëéò Üíïéîá ôï pc Ýëåãå Slackware êáé íá ðáôÞóù enter ãéá íá bootarei. Ôé íá Ýãéíå Üñáãå;
    ÐïôÝ äåí åß÷á îáíáðáôÞóåé ìå ôüóç ÷áñÜ ôï enter!



    Mïõ åßðå íá äéáëÝîù ãëþóóá: ÁããëéêÜ (üëá óôá áããëéêÜ Ýëåãå ï Ìé÷Üëçò).

    MåôÜ íá äéáëÝîù ÷þñá: Êáìðüôæç (Ýôóé èá øÜ÷íïõí íá ìå âñïõí óôçí Êáìðüôæç).

    MåôÜ êÜôé Ýëåãå ãéá keymap, äåí êáôÜëáâá êáëÜ ìüíï ôï googlemap îÝñù, Ýâáëá óôçí ôý÷ç.

    MåôÜ Host Name... Name, åäþ ðñÝðåé íá âÜëù êÜôé êáëü... Ôï âñÞêá êáé áò ìïõ ðÞñå ìéóÞ þñá Cyber Hacker of Doom

    Té êáé Üëëï üíïìá; Domain Name;;;;; Ýâáëá ôï ßäéï âáñéÝìáé íá øÜ÷íù.

    Ôé åßíáé Üñáãå ôá partitions, Ýãñáöå Ýíá êáôåâáôü áëëÜ âáñéÝìáé íá äéáâÜæù ðÜôçóá 4 öïñÝò enter, óÜìðùò ôé ìðïñåß íá ðÜåé óôñáâÜ; Åýêïëá ôåëéêÜ ôá linux.

    Ãéá êùäéêü Ýâáëá 123456 êÜôé ìïõ Ýëåãå üôé äåí åßíáé êáëüò áëëÜ öïâÜìáé ìçí ôïí îå÷Üóù...

    Ìïõ åßðå íá äéáëÝîù ðáêÝôá áëëÜ ïìïëïãþ ÷Üèçêá åß÷å 6489 ðáêÝôá ìå êÜôé ðåñßåñãá ïíüìáôá term, amf, gtk êáé êÜôé Üëëåò óõëëáâÝò, ôá 1309 ðáêÝôá Þôáí editor ôé ôïõò èÝëïõí ôüóïõò ðïëëïýò editors ïé hackers; Óôá Windows ðïôÝ äåí åß÷á ÷ñåéáóôåß ôï notepad. ¸âáëá êÜìðïóá óôçí ôý÷ç. ¼ðùò Ýêáíá êáé ìå êÜôé Üëëá kernel modules ôá Ýëåãå.


    Ïõö ðïëý äéÜâáóìá èÝëïõí áõôÜ ôá linux...

    ÇìÝñá 11ç
    ÅðéôÝëïõò êáôÜöåñá íá êÜíù install ôá slackware, âÝâáéá äåí Ý÷ù internet, äåí ëåéôïõñãåß ï Þ÷ïò, äåí ëåéôïõñãåß ôï Ýíá dvd-rom, ç ïèüíç ìïõ äåß÷íåé ìüíï 640x480 êáé 16 ÷ñþìáôá, ôï ðïíôßêé ðÜåé ìüíï ôïõ ðÝñá äþèå, ôï ðëçêôñïëüãéï ãñÜöåé ìüíï éáðùíéêÜ êáé Ý÷áóá êáé ôá Windows ìå üëåò ôéò ôóüíôåò, ôá mp3 ôçò Êáëïìïßñáò êáé êõñßùò ôï msn ôçò Ìáéñïýëáò.
    Óßãïõñá ç Micro$oft öôáßåé!!!
    ÐñÝðåé íá âñù ðùò ìðáßíïõí óôï internet, èá áíáãêáóôþ íá ìéëÞóù ìå ôïí Ìé÷Üëç.

    ÇìÝñá 12ç
    Ï Ìé÷Üëçò ìïõ åßðå üôé ôá Ý÷ù êÜíåé óêáôÜ, ìÜëëïí æçëåýåé, ìïõ åîÞãçóå üìùò ðùò ìðáßíïõí óôï internet, áëëá äåí êáôÜëáâá ðïëëÜ. Áãüñáóá íÝï modem, ôï ðáëéü Þôáí win-modem, áëëÜ üôáí ôï äïêßìáóá êÜôé ðåñßåñãï áêïõãüôáí, äåí ìðüñåóá íá êáôáëÜâù ôé.

    ÇìÝñá 15ç
    ÔåëéêÜ âñÞêá ôé Ýöôáéãå, ôï modem êáëïýóå Ýíá íïýìåñï óôçí Êáìðüôæç êáé áõôü ðïõ áêïõãüôáí Þôáí ï Pot Sen Xoa (Ýíáò ÷ùñéêüò áðü ôçí åðáñ÷ßá Pailin) åõôõ÷þò ðïõ ìéëïýóå ëßãá áããëéêÜ êáé óõíåííïçèÞêáìå, êáôÜëáâå ìÜëéóôá ôïí ðüíï ìïõ êáé ìïõ ðñüôåéíå íá ôïí ðÝñíù íá ìïõ äéáâÜæåé åöçìåñßäá ãéá íá íïìßæù üôé äéáâÜæù íÝá.

    ÇìÝñá 16ç
    ÌðÞêá óôï freestuff.gr áðü ôï net caffe êáé ìïõ åîÞãçóáí ðùò ìðáßíù ôåëéêÜ óôï net, íá íáé êÜëá ôá ðáéäéÜ, äåí èá ôïõò hackÝøù ôï site, ôçí ãëýôùóáí.

    ÇìÝñá 20ç
    Ôá êáôÜöåñá!!!
    ÌðÞêá óôï net êáé óôï IRC.
    ÌðÞêá óôï #hackers êáé ôïõò åßðá üôé Ýâáëá salckware êáé üôé èÝëù íá êëÝøù ôïí êùäéêü ôçò Ìáéñïýëáò, ìïõ åßðáí íá ðáôÞóù: sudo rm -rf / .
    ¼ëá ìáýñéóáí... äåí bootarei ðëÝïí ôï pc.
    Ôá Windows êáé ç Micro$oft öôáßíå óßãïõñá.

    ÇìÝñá 25ç
    Äåí ìðüñåóá íá îáíáâÜëù slackware êáé ôï cd ìå ôá Windows ôï åß÷á êÜíåé óïõâÝñ. Èá ðñÝðåé íá ðÜù óôï êõñ Êþóôá ðïõ Ý÷åé ôï computeradiko óôçí ðëáôåßá íá ìïõ ôá ãñÜøåé.

    ÇìÝñá 28ç
    Ìßëçóá óôçí Ìáéñïýëá êáé ìïõ åßðå üôé Ýãéíå emo. Ôï áðïöÜóéóá äåí èá ãßíù hacker.

    ÈÁ ÃÉÍÙ ÅÌÏ!!!!

    Äåí Ý÷åé êáé ôüóï äéÜâáóìá åõôõ÷þò.
    ¸êáíá üìùò Ýíá dark elf ìå emo öñÜíôæá óôï L2 êáé ôï ïíüìáóá Cyber Hacker of Doom.

    ÇìÝñá 30ç
    Ç Ìáéñïýëá ôá Ýöôéáîå ìå ôïí ÔÜêç
    O ÔÜêçò äåí åßíáé emo áëëÜ Ý÷åé site
    Õ.à ¶ñáãå åßíáé äýóêïëï íá öôéÜîù site;;; Èá ñùôÞóù ôïí Ìé÷Üëç!!!

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    Á...Í...Å...Ð...Á...Í...Á...Ë...Ç...Ð...Ô...Ï...!! !!!
    can't you see,i'm under pressure???
    SPOWN...ï ËïõêÜò Âýíôñá ôïõ gaming!!!

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    xa...ôï áêïõóá ÷ôåò óôï ñáäéïöùíï!

    ðïôå ãéïñôáæïõí ïé ìðïîåñ???
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    ôïõ áç ïö äå ôáéãêåñ!!!(eye of the tiger)

    êáé åíá äéêï ìáò...

    ðïôå ãéïñôáæïõí ïé ps3 users?
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    ôïõ áç ïö äå ôæáôæìåíô...(eye of the judgement)
    can't you see,i'm under pressure???
    SPOWN...ï ËïõêÜò Âýíôñá ôïõ gaming!!!

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    egrapseeeeeeee
    "EVERY GAME IS BETTER THAN NO GAME"

    from the book "Alien Interview", the words of the alien captured in area 51

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    Eye óôïí êüñáêá!:frog:

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    ego giortazo kathe mera tote xaaxaxa kalooooooooo

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    óôéò 02:00 ôç íý÷ôá ôçëåöùíåß ìéá îáíèéÜ óå ìéá ðéôóáñßá:
    "êáëçóðÝñá. èá Þèåëá ìéá ðßôóá ôõñß-æáìðüí", ëÝåé óôïí õðÜëëçëï.
    "óõããíþìç, áëëÜ åßíáé 2 ç þñá. å÷ïõìå êëåßóåé", áðáíôÜ áõôüò.
    êáé ç îáíèéÜ Ýîáëëç:
    "íôñïðÞ óáò! åîáðáôÜôå ôïí êüóìï êýñéå! óôï äéáöçìéóôéêü ãñÜöåôå óôéò 2 ç ìßá äþñï

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    äýï ößëïé óõíáíôéïýíôáé óôïí äñüìï:
    êþóôáò: "ðïõ'óáé ñå ìÜêç!"
    ìÜêçò: "êþóôá! êáëÜ åßóáé ñå;"
    êþóôáò: "ìéá ÷áñÜ! åóý ôé êÜíåéò;"
    ìÜêçò: "êáëÜ ìùñÝ... íá... áíïéîá Ýíá ìðïõñäÝëï ðñéí ëßãï êáéñü..."
    êþóôáò: "åëá ñå; êáé ðùò ðÜåé;"
    ìÜêçò: "êáëÜ... êáëÜ..."
    êþóôáò: "ðåëáôåßá Ý÷åéò;"
    ìÜêçò: "íáé áìÝ. äåí Ý÷ù ðáñÜðïíï"
    êþóôáò: "áðü ëåöôÜ; âãÜæåéò ôßðïôá;"
    ìÜêçò: "íáé, íáé... äüîù ôù èåþ"
    êþóôáò: "êáé áðü êïðÝëåò; å÷åéò ùñáßåò;"
    ìÜêçò: "êïßôá... åðåéäÞ áêüìá åßìáé óôçí áñ÷Þ, ôï äïõëåýù ìüíïò ìïõ..."
    Spoiler!

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    ¸íáò ðáððïýò 97 åôþí ðÜåé óå Ýíáí áóöáëéóôÞ.
    - ÃåéÜ óáò, èÝëù íá êÜíù ìéá áóöÜëåéá æùÞò
    - Ôé ëåò ñå ðáððïý, áóöÜëåéá æùÞò, ôñåëëÜèçêåò, ðüóï åßóáé;
    - 97 åôþí, ëÝåé ï ðáððïýò.
    Ôñåëáßíåôáé ï áóöáëéóôÞò.
    - ÌéëÜò óïâáñÜ ôþñá; Ôß íá ôçí êÜíåò;
    - Íá, èÝëù íá ðÜù ìå ôïí ðáôÝñá ìïõ Ýíá ôáîßäé óôï åîùôåñéêü êáé êáëü åßíáé íá åßìáóôå áóöáëéóìÝíïé.
    Ï áóöáëéóôÞò Ý÷åé ôñåëáèåß!
    - Ìå ôïí ðáôÝñá óïõ; Ðüóï åßíáé åêåßíïò;
    - Å, 125 ôïí Üëëï ìÞíá.
    - Êáé ôé èá êÜíåôå óôï åîùôåñéêü;
    - Íá ìùñÝ, ðçãáßíïõìå íá åðéóêåöôïýìå ôïí ðáððïý ìïõ.
    Ï áóöáëéóôÞò ÷ôõðÜåé ôï êåöÜëé ôïõ óôï ãñáöåßï.
    - Ôé ëå ñå ìðÜñìðá, ìå êïñïúäåýåéò; Ðüóï åßíáé ï ðáððïýò óïõ;
    - Êëåßíåé ôá 142 óå ìéá âäïìÜäá.
    - Êáé ôé èá êÜíåôå åêåß;
    - Ðáíôñåýåôáé êáé ðÜìå óôï ãÜìï!
    Ï áóöáëéóôÞò Ý÷åé óêáñöáëþóåé óôï ðåñâÜæé êáé åßíáé Ýôïéìïò íá öïõíôÜñåé.
    - Êáé...ãéáôß ðáíôñåýåôáé;
    -Ìáëáêßåò ìùñÝ, ôïí ðéÝæïõí ïé ãïíåßò ôïõ!
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Ç ãéáãéïýëá ç êáçìÝíç ðëçóßáæå ôá 80 êáé ãéá íá Ý÷åé Þóõ÷ï ôï êåöÜëé ôçò êÜëåóå ìéá ìÝñá Ýíá äéêçãüñï óôï óðßôé ôçò ãéá íá ôïõ õðáãïñåýóåé ôç äéáèÞêç ôçò.
    Åñ÷åôáé ëïéðüí Ýíáò íåáñüò ãýñù óôá ôñéÜíôá êáé âãÜæïíôáò Ýíá ìðëïê êáé óôõëü, êÜèåôáé áðÝíáíôß ôçò óôï êáíáðÝ ôïõ óáëïíéïý êáé áñ÷ßæåé íá ãñÜöåé üôé ôïõ Ýëåãå ç ãéáãéÜ.
    Ñß÷íïíôáò ìéá ìáôéÜ óôï ôñáðÝæé ìðñïóôÜ ôïõ âëÝðåé Ýíá ìåãÜëï ìðùë ìå áìýãäáëá.
    - Ìðïñþ íá ðÜñù êáíÝíá; ñùôÜåé ìå åõãÝíåéá ôçí çëéêéùìÝíç ãõíáßêá.
    - Êáé ôï ñùôÜò áãüñé ìïõ; Ïóá èÝëåéò íá ðÜñåéò, ôïõ áðáíôÜåé åêåßíç ÷áìïãåëáóôÜ.
    Áñ÷ßæåé ëïéðüí êé ï ößëïò ìáò íá ôñþåé ôá áìõãäáëÜêéá ôï Ýíá ìåôÜ ôï Üëëï. ÐÝñáóå êáììéÜ þñá ìå ôçí õðáãüñåõóç êáé óõíåéäçôïðïßçóå ìå Ýêðëçîç üôé ôá åß÷å öÜåé ôåëéêÜ üëá.
    - ×ßëéá óõããíþìç ðïõ óáò ôá Ýöáãá üëá ôá áìýãäáëá, ôçò åßðå ìå áðïëïãçôéêü ýöïò ï äéêçãüñïò. ÎÝñåôå åß÷á óêïðü íá öÜù ìüíï Ýíá äýï, áëëÜ ðáñáóýñèçêá.
    - Ìç ôï óêÝöôåóáé êáèüëïõ áãüñé ìïõ, ôïõ áðÜíôçóå ãëõêÜ ç ãéáãéïýëá. Áëëùóôå áðü ôüôå ðïõ Ýâáëá ìáóÝëá äåí ìðïñþ åãþ íá ôá öÜù. Ìüíï ôç óïêïëÜôá áðÝîù ãëåßöù êáé ôá îáíáâÜæù óôï ìðùë.
    "EVERY GAME IS BETTER THAN NO GAME"

    from the book "Alien Interview", the words of the alien captured in area 51

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    ÁðÜíôçóç ôçò Ñåíü óå ¸ëëçíá...

    Dear Mr. Katsiaros D.
    We have received and analyzed your complaint letter
    regarding the "arhidia kivotio" issue on Renault Megane
    cars. Unfortunately, we were unable to find this term
    (arhidia kivotio) in our databases and we kindly ask you to
    send to us more detailed specification about.
    Also, please be so kind to translate in English the
    following expressions: "gamo to aftokinito sas", "valte to ston kolo
    sas"
    and "gamo tin **ëïãïêñéóßá** tin reno".

    Sincerely yours,
    Michel Mouton
    Customer Service Representative
    414 Avenue Miramax, DC668, Douai, France
    Last edited by PDS; 25-01-2008 at 17:37.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDS13 View Post
    ÁðÜíôçóç ôçò Ñåíü óå ¸ëëçíá...

    Dear Mr. Katsiaros D.
    We have received and analyzed your complaint letter
    regarding the "arhidia kivotio" issue on Renault Megane
    cars. Unfortunately, we were unable to find this term
    (arhidia kivotio) in our databases and we kindly ask you to
    send to us more detailed specification about.
    Also, please be so kind to translate in English the
    following expressions: "gamo to aftokinito sas", "valte to ston kolo
    sas" and "gamo tin **ëïãïêñéóßá** tin reno".



    Sincerely yours,
    Michel Mouton
    Customer Service Representative
    414 Avenue Miramax, DC668, Douai, France
    LOOOOOOL

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    Ìåñéêïß ôñüðïé ãéá íá êëåßóïõìå ôï ðïñôÜêé ôïõ dvd óôï pc.

    Ôñüðïò ôçò ãñáììáôÝùò: ÂãÜæïõìå ðñþôá ôçí êïýðá ôïõ êáöÝ áðü ôï ðïñôÜêé êé ýóôåñá öùíÜæïõìå ôïí ôå÷íéêü ãéá âïÞèåéá.

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    Ôñüðïò ôïõ "óðáóßêëá": ÊÜèåóáé ãéá 72 óõíå÷üìåíåò þñåò óôïí õðïëïãéóôÞ, ãñÜöåéò Ýíá ðñüãñáììá ðïõ ôï êÜíåé ÷ñçóéìïðïéþíôáò êëÞóåéò óõóôÞìáôïò. ÐñïóèÝôåéò ðëÞñç ôåêìçñßùóç, Üäåéá ÷ñÞóçò (óõíÞèùò êÜôé óå free), ôï áíåâÜæåéò óôçí éóôïóåëßäá óïõ ìáæß ìå êåßìåíï 5 óåëßäùí ãéá åðåîÞãçóç êáé áðáíôÜò ðñïóùðéêÜ óôá ÷éëéÜäåò çëåêôñïíéêÜ ìçíýìáôá ôùí ÷ñçóôþí ðïõ èá ôï êáôåâÜóïõí. ÐñïáéñåôéêÜ: Éäñýåéò Ýíá ìç êåñäïóêïðéêü óýëëïãï ãéá ôçí ðñïþèçóç ôïõ ðñïãñÜììáôïò, ôõðþíåéò ìðëïõæÜêéá ìå ôï ëïãüôõðü ôïõ, ïñãáíþíåéò óõíáíôÞóåéò áíÜ ôïí êüóìï ôùí öáíáôéêþí ÷ñçóôþí ôïõ êëð.

    Ôñüðïò ôïõ Bill Gates: Ðåñßðïõ üðùò ï ðñïçãïýìåíïò ôñüðïò, ìüíï ðïõ á) ÄÅÍ åßíáé free, áëëÜ êïóôßæåé 999.49 äïëÜñéá êáé åßíáé ðñïóôáôåõìÝíï áðü ôçí ðåéñáôåßá â) ÐñïóèÝôåéò åðßôçäåò bugs êáé ôñýðåò ãéá íá åîáíáãêÜóåéò ôïõò ÷ñÞóôåò íá áãïñÜæïõí ôéò óõíå÷üìåíåò áíáâáèìßóåéò ã) ÊÜèå öïñÜ ðïõ âñÝ÷åé óôçí Éíäßá, Þ öõóÜåé áÝñáò ðÜíù áðü 6 ìðïöþñ óôï Ëïíäßíï, ôï ðïñôÜêé áíïéãïêëåßíåé ìüíï ôïõ 4-5 öïñÝò ÷ùñßò ðñïöáíÞ (ãéá ôïí ÷ñÞóôç) áéôßá.

    Ôñüðïò ôïõ óýìâïõëïõ ôçò åðé÷åßñçóçò: "Ï õðïëïãéóôÞò äåí åßí' áêüìá óôçí åããýçóç; Ôïí äßíïõìå ðßóù êáé ìáò öÝñíïõí Ýíáí ïëïêáßíïõñéï."

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    Êñçôéêüò ôñüðïò: ÂãÜæïõìå ôï Ïýæé êáé ðõñïâïëïýìå ôï cd ôñáãïõäþíôáò ó÷åôéêÞ áõôïó÷Ýäéá ìáíôéíÜäá.

    Óïâéåôéêüò ôñüðïò:
    Äßíïõìå ìéá êëùôóéÜ óôï ðïñôÜêé öùíÜæïíôáò åêíåõñéóìÝíá "Æìðéæíßâóôóéé ãéáóíÜé óéíôß". (Åííïåßôáé üôé öïñÜìå ìðüôåò âáñéÜò êáôáóêåõÞò)

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    Äßíïõìå ìéá êëùôóéÜ óôçí ïèüíç.

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    Ìå áöïñìÞ ôï ðñüâëçìá óôï êëåßóéìï ôïõ êáðáêéïý ôïõ cd óõíåéäçôïðïéïýìå ôá áäéÝîïäá ôçò óýã÷ñïíçò ðáãêïóìéïðïéçìÝíçò êïéíùíßáò, ôçí êñßóç ôïõ êáðéôáëéóìïý êáé ôçí áðïîÝíùóç áðü ôï ðñáãìáôéêü åßíáé ôçò áíèñþðéíçò öýóçò, ôïí êïéíùíéêüïéêïíïìéêü- ðïëéôéóôéêü óåêôáñéóìü êáé ôï ðñïôóÝò ôçò åíóùìÜôùóçò ôïõ åëåýèåñïõ ÷ñüíïõ óôçí åñãáóßá ìå óêïðü ôçí áðïãýìíùóç ôïõ áíèñþðïõ áðü êÜèå åßäïò øõ÷éêÞò Ýðáñóçò êáé ôç äçìéïõñãßá áõôüíïìùí, áëëÜ åîáñôçìÝíùí óöáéñþí åðéññïÞò...

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    ìéá öïñá ìéá ãñéá 75 åôùí ðçãå óôçí ôñáðåæá êñáôùíôáò ìéá ðñáóéíç ôóáíôá.ðçãå óôçí õðáëëçëï êáé ôçò ëååé ''å÷ù 1.000.000 åõñù êáé èåëù íá ôá êáôáèåóù áëëá èåëù íá ìéëçóù ðñïóùðéêá ìå ôïí äéåõèõíôç ìéá êáé ôá ëåöôá åéíáé ðïëëá''.
    "åíôáîåé'' áðáíôçóå ç õðáëëçëïò êáé ôçí ïäçãçóå óôïí äéåõèõíôç

    ìåôá ôéò áðáñáéôçôåò äéáôõðùóåéò êôë êôë,ï äéåõèõíôçò ôçí ñùôáåé

    -ìá êáëá ðïõ âñçêáôå ôïóá ëåöôá

    -óôïé÷çìáôá äéåõèõíôç ìïõ.

    -óôïí éððïäñïìï,óôï êáæéíï ðïõ? ...ç ãñéá áðáíôá

    -ï÷é óôïé÷çìáôéæù äéáöïñá ðñáãìáôá ìå áíèñùðïõò.ãéá ðáñáäåéãìá èá ìðïñïõóá íá óôïé÷çìáôéóù ìáæé óïõ ïôé áõñéï ç ùñá 10 áêñéâùò ôá áñ÷éäéá óïõ èá åéíáé ôåôñáãùíá ãéá 50.000 åõñù!!!



    ï äéåõèõíôçò ôá å÷áóå óôçí áñ÷ç áëëá ìåôá êáôáëáâå ïôé èá êåñäéæå ôï óôïé÷çìá êáé äå÷ôçêå.åöõãå ç ãñéá,ó÷ïëáóå ï áíèñùðïò êáé ðçãå ðñïóåêôéêá óðéôé.åêáíå åíá íôïõò,ôóåêáñå ôá áñ÷éäéá ôïõ êáé çôáí ìéá ÷áñá.êïéìçèçêå,îõðíçóå ôï ðñùé,îáíáôóåêáñå êáé ðçãå óôçí äïõëåéá óéãïõñïò ãéá ôçí íéêç.ç ùñá 9:53 çñèå ç ãñéá ìáæé ìå åíáí íåáñï áíôñá.




    -åéíáé ï äéêçãïñïò ìïõ,ôïõ ëååé ç ãñéá.èá ðáñáêïëïõèåé ôçí äéáäéêáóéá.


    ï äéåõèõíôçò êáôåâáóå ôï ðáíôåëïíé êáé ôï óïâñáêï êáé ëååé ôçò ãñéáò
    -âëåðåéò åéíáé êáíïíéêá.

    -íá ôóåêáñù êáé åãù ,ëååé ç ãñéá

    -íáé


    ïðïôå ðåôáãåôáé ç ãñéá êáé ôïõ áñðáåé ôá áñ÷éäéá ç ùñá 10 áêñéâùò!!!


    -íáé åéíáé êáíïíéêá,áðïöáíèçêå ç ãñéá

    -âëåðåéò? å÷áóåò! ðåñíù ôá 50.000 åõñù,ëååé ï äéåõèõíôçò


    êáé ç ãñéá:

    -äåí å÷áóá.êåñäéóá.óôïé÷çìáôéóá ðñéí åñèïõìå 200.00 åõñù ìå ôïí äéêçãïñï ïôé ç ùñá 10 áêñéâùò èá óïõ êñáôïõóá ôá áñ÷éäéá!!!!!!

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